Devdas... Shavedas!!

Received this in mail yesterday. Publishing it for all those Devdas fans! ...

Arz kiya hain...

Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Jo achchi film banate hai woh Karan Johar nahin hote!!!.
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Suna chunnibabu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi,
Suna chunnibabu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi,
Aditya Chopra kya kum tha, jo ab yeh humein pakaayegi
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Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
Is liye we never invest money in LIC jeevan jyoti
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Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
Bade Miya Bade Miya Chotte Miya Chhote Miya
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Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram
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Dola Re Dola Re Dole re Dola Dola Re Dola Re Dole re
Dola Wait a minute, chakkar aa raha hai!
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Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
Chill out yaar... Holi hai!!!!!!
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Kaun kambaqt bardasht karneke liye peeta hai
Kaun kambaqt bardasht karneke liye peeta hai
Asoka ke liye maine Filmfare Award nahi jeeta hai

Ahhh! ... do I hear WahWah... WahWah!!??? ;-)
cheers!