Clear the air, not the room.. I just came across this on Metafilter, and I thought this was the craziest business idea I've heard in recent times!!

"You no longer have to be embarrassed by the untimely passing of intestinal gas among your friends or family." The GasBGon Flatulence Filter Seat Cushion "...has been designed and tested to absorb the odor and sound of flatulence." Buy one today for yourself, a loved one or a friend.

Hahaha... I think this will boost the beans business!! And the standard line at the dinner table will change from, "Honey, could you pass the salt please" to "Honey, you could pass the wind, if you want!"!!! ;) :p